When I die spread my ashes at Comic Con because that’s probably the only way I’ll ever get there.
Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?
it is extremely metal to get good grades and be polite
what if all the scenerios we make up in our head are actually real events happening in an alternative universe and we’re actually connecting with our alternate self’s mind
my alternate self is getting some serious dick
Did they ever reveal how Captain America was thawed? Because I’m picturing a bunch of Shield agents with hair dryers and I don’t think that’s quite right.
So I might be selling these soon. Somewhere.
Yes, the world is a vulnerable place and yes, we help make it that way. But we’re also the ones best qualified to defend it.